"A compassionate email culture?" ROFL, not unless you live in Narnia, Bob.

ROFL. Email and "compassion" should not be in the same sentence.

Saw this drivel on Harvard Business Review today about "compassionate email cultures" -- I thought we killed email? Isn't that why Salesforce bought Slack? -- and I almost took a giant dump on my laptop, which paradoxically might have increased the value of what I normally do with my laptop.

First off, the author gets on the cross about Inbox Zero within…