A Guide To A Minimally-Offensive Christmas Card

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I am not sure anyone exactly understands the point of the annual Christmas card, but it seems like the big ideas behind it are:

• A form of connection

• I want to show you that my family is doing well and beautiful

• I want to list some accomplishments

• I want to give a general life update in these “crazy times”

• I want to show you my kids and remind you how old the…