A semi-definitive guide to Thanksgiving conversational opportunities and small talk

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Let's be pretty honest about this: in the next 36 hours or so, you will either be asked, be adjacent to someone being asked, or do the asking of this question: "So, how was the trip?" I find this more interesting now than I ever did before. It's not because I moved off the east coast 15 mon…