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Alright, I Got One: Who Or What Is "A Man?"
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Alright, I Got One: Who Or What Is "A Man?"

Wonder this a lot.

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Ted Bauer
Jun 21, 2024
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Let’s not bury the lede here. I did a semen sample on Tuesday. At the time, I guess I had been sober for about 52 days. I think a “full regeneration” of sperm takes about 90 days if you were an excessive drinker. I’m also 42, which is a bit older than, say, a 29 year-old guy going through this stuff. I definitely was an excessive drinker.

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