Are Modern Men Essentially Just Sperm Donors?

They want to be "warriors" and "providers," but ... are they?

My sperm are slow and shitty and it makes me feel slow and shitty most days, so my wife and I had to do IVF back in April 2022. Well, I guess we actually started in February 2022 and it finished, unsuccessfully, in April 2022. It started with a real whimper, too — I got shitfaced the night before it even began.

If you believe in karma and all that, maybe…