{bawls} "What If I Never Get My Girl?"

Children are not Pokemon, y'all.

Let me start with two quick anecdotes for ya.

Years ago, I went to this camping/hunting weekend with some guys. I am good at neither of those things, although I can drink beer around a fire, so I had that going for me. One of the guys there, who I did not know that well, had five girls. Him and his wife wanted a boy. I think his dad owned a bunch of car …