But, WHY Does Your Infant's Face Need To Be On Instagram?
It's a legitimate question of this era.
Before we get going on this post, yes my sperm sucks and I’m infertile and I cannot impregnate my wife and it’s terrible and sometimes I question it all and no, that’s not the reason I am writing this post.
I was talking to my man Todd yesterday — in some circles, he is better known as “Tara Lipinski’s husband” — and we’re talking about birthday parties and kids and smash cakes and all that, as 40-something males obviously do over text message.
So Todd says to me, “I am pretty sure when I turned 1, there are a few photos of me and the cake, but they’re not blasted all over the Internet.”
Now, Todd and I are old, and turned one before the dawn of the Internet, but still … he has a point.
Let’s unpack all this for a quick second.
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