El Chapo should probably be listed among the most powerful people in the world

Here is Forbes' list of the 100 most powerful people in the world; the big news here is that Putin unseated Obama at No. 1. That shouldn't really be big news: Russia is about to be at the forefront of the world (Olympics, World Cup), and, oh, they own the rights to the Arctic, essentially. Plus, Putin is a well-documented bad-ass.

Missing from the top of…