Get Drunk At The Swim Meet, Bite A Cop

... and post "ALLY" on your social media from a multi-million-dollar home.

Dec 06, 2024

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This semi-recently went “viral,” although the actual incident happened on June 9, 2022. It seems like she was at a country club in Aurora, Illinois watching a swim meet and possibly drinking. At some point, she attempted to run her ex-husband (then current?) over with her car. The cops traced her back to her garage and tried to arrest her. Things did no…

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