Got my ass slapped into LinkedIn Jail

I may never get paroled.

I think I've been there once before, maybe a year or so ago, so this is my second time in the pokey. The first time was via Katrina Kibben and her mob. I forget what I specifically did; I'm sure it was asinine and not defensible, but I'm sure that side overreacted and thought of every parallel injustice possible ("Ted's comments are akin to black bodies…