I got a Masters degree today (+). I am, however, not yet employed (-). Here's an attempt to reconcile those two things.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lc2brtmk7c&w=620&h=315] That's a video of me ice skating in about 2007. As you can see, I'm a total goddamn wreck. I embedded that video above because (a) it's moderately funny and (b) short and (c) somewhat encapsulates how I feel at this exact moment. I got a Masters degree today, which is a notable accomplishm…