Having Kids To Avoid Social Plans

It does happen, y'all.

Anecdotally, I’ve probably had 12 people tell me in the last few years some variation of this: “Kids are hard but awesome, and one of the best parts is that you can opt out of so many social situations.” I would never claim that’s the primary reason people choose to have children, but I think for a nice slice of the introvert class and a heaping slice o…