Here's how you shave some money off the $1.1 trillion budget: penis pumps

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Between 2006 and 2011, the U.S. covered 474,000 claims for penis pumps. The total bill was $172 million (yes, that's not a typo). If the government had simply paid the price that a regular consumer would pay for a penis pump (via Amazon, where I just …