Today is my wife's birthday. If you want the story of how we met, click here.

Let me start here: I promise I'll make this somewhat funny/entertaining. Otherwise, why would you want to read the story of how two people you potentially barely know got together? If you get about halfway and it's not funny or entertaining, then I've lied to you and you should click away and silently curse my name under your breath.

Second thing: at my …