My sperm are slow and shitty and it makes me feel slow and shitty most days, so my wife and I had to do IVF back in April 2022. Well, I guess we actually started in February 2022 and it finished, unsuccessfully, in April 2022. It started with a real whimper, too — I got shitfaced the night before it even began.
If you believe in karma and all that, maybe…
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