"If I Can't Have Them, Neither Can You"

Jason Karels and another swim lane for the Demise of both society and masculinity.

Jason Karels was some schlub guy in Illinois, in a random suburb of Chicago. I believe he was potentially a waiter or an assistant manager at a seafood restaurant. Along the way, he did manage to trade up romantically and get with someone named either Debbie or Debby (seen it spelled both ways), who in my personal opinion is significantly more attractiv…