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"If You Ain't Gonna Raise Your Kids, Guess I Will."
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"If You Ain't Gonna Raise Your Kids, Guess I Will."

Mike Chitwood says the quiet part out loud in Florida.

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Ted Bauer
Oct 22, 2024
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Mike Chitwood is the sheriff of Volusia County (basically an exurb of Orlando), and he’s had enough.

This kid above in the photo is eleven years old, and apparently he made threats to shoot up his middle school. When confronted by law enforcement, he immediately back-tracked and said it was all a joke. So, Chitwood ordered the kid (again, 11 years old) t…

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