If you're single, the best place to live is probably Colorado Springs or El Paso

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Since college, I was single in central CT and then NYC. Both were hell in their own right. In central CT, I rocked eHarmony for a bit. I met a cool girl who was doing med school at Yale -- this is a major fucking trap, because med school students don't really have a ton of time to get serio…