Imagine, If You Will, The Post-Nut Clarity Of An AI Girlfriend

Sabrina will do anything for you. But is that a good thing for society?

If you are someone who is into catastrophizing about the end of society as we know it (read: you’re sometimes on the Internet), you may have come across this “AI girlfriend” trend line. Basically, we’ve created more realistic, more human sex dolls with a ChatGPT plug-in and some guys are falling in love with them, and now it’s reached the general news cycle.

To backtrack a second, previously we had a moral panic about the general decline of men. All of us were masturbating in basements, screaming at our moms for more food, and playing first-person shooter games.

Then, a little bit later, some research came out that boys cannot talk to girls anymore and are becoming sexual herbivores and will never date.

The natural conclusion of this whole cycle was “a guy will stick his dick into a plastic doll that tells him how great he is.”

OK, so is this really happening?