“It’s Like Your Dad’s Penis, But With Younger Skin”

Let's head down to Florida and talk about Andrea for a second.

Basic facts on this one: Alexis Yates was 33 years old and living in Florida. She had young kids with a guy who had been married before, and said guy had a 15 year-old from a previous relationship. The 15 year-old did not live in Florida, but visited them for a part of the summer, roughly about a month. During that time, Yates made some sexualized comments to him about whipped cream and “step-mom porn” and all the rest, and eventually they did have sex, apparently — while watching, of all things, the movie “Terrifier 2.” Here is your full arrest affidavit. It seems to almost intentionally misspell “cunnilingus,” although I imagine that’s not a common word for affidavit-writers.

Here is some video retelling chunks of the story:

And here’s some additional information, including losing her nursing license.