"It's My Husband's Birthday. Guess I Gotta F*ck."

Fun with marriages and gender dynamics.

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I get very confused about gender dynamics and relationship dynamics almost constantly, which shouldn’t be that surprising if you consider that I am divorced and remarried — and, like most 40-something males, I don’t have a ton of friends swirling around me. I have no idea what I’m doing in most relationships, whic…