Jeff Bezos Is The Personification Of Mid-Life Crisis

And it's somewhat intriguing to observe, although no one should care.

If you haven’t seen Bezos headlines of the last few years, he got divorced, he got with Lauren Sanchez (Tony Gonzalez’s ex), and they’ve essentially been going around the world on a 500-foot yacht — which almost closed down part of the Netherlands at one point — hanging out with random other rich people like Oprah, the Jenner family, and for some reason…