Jelly on the scrotum on a Wednesday afternoon, or the misadventures of male fertility

The transparency of the male journey.

I guess the easiest jump-off for this story would be years ago in another place. I suppose Mother's Day is commonly in May. I believe this story is May 2013. Got married (the first time, which is always a nice thing to have to add to "got married") in March 2013, so this was two months later, and my ex and I are sitting at "brunch" (it's inherently clas…