What the Kansas City Royals can teach you about your life

Dating back to 1999, this is how many games the Kansas City Royals lost in each season (remember, more than 81 losses in a MLB season means you're a sub-.500 team):

• 97

• 85

• 97

• 100

• 79

• 104

• 106

• 100

• 93

• 87

• 97

• 95

• 91

• 76

• 73

That list goes up from 1999 to 2014. As you can see, eight times since 1999 the Royals have lost more than 95 games in a season -- the true mark of a horrib…