The Kentucky Derby, premature ejaculation, and funny horse names

May 02, 2014

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About the headline above: think about this for a second. Five hours of build-up. Everyone's dressed all fancy. There are cool hats. The hard liquor is flowing. People are jubilant. Animals are even involved (?!). And then, the main event is over in two and a half minutes. ("Sounds like my p…

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