Lentils (superfood!) are the future, and you can either embrace it or form an orderly line of haters to the left

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I've been cooking for about four years now, and I've done all variety of different types of crap (literally, some of it has tasted very bad). In the last couple of weeks, I've been messing around more and more with lentils -- you're probably familiar with 'em, but if you're not, here's the …