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Let Me Give You $500 To $1,000

Help me out if you can. Obviously, you don't have to. But now there's an incentive.

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Ted Bauer
Mar 08, 2024
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I’m unemployed and while I’m not quite panicking yet — I’ve given myself until Easter to do that — I’m definitely a bit nervous.

Here’s the deal: if you can help me land a full-time job (W2) or a contract worth more than $5,000/month, I’ll send you $500 once I sign the line.

You help with a hook-up, and you get walking around money or something for a nic…

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