MAGA Mental Gymnastics

If you're rich and help 'em gain power, I guess you have carte blanche.

This is Ashley St. Clair, who apparently bagged half-bigoted billionaire Elon Musk into his 13th child (fourth mom), either “the old-fashioned way” or they “dated” briefly and he donated sperm, which I believe is what happened with Shivon Zillis, who is an exec at Neuralink and has 2–3 kids with Elon. Musk did bring Shivon to some inauguration events, and she was cheek-kissing Bezos and Lauren Sanchez, so maybe they’re having actual sex by now, but I honestly don’t know or care.

This Ashley St. Clair thing happened on Friday night last week, and I typically turn off my phone about 3pm Friday and turn it back on around 10am Saturday, so I was blissfully unaware of the initial proceedings here, then barely cared over the weekend. I think it’s only a “story” because it involves Elon himself, who might be the de facto President of the United States at present.

Let’s just quickly summarize what we do know: