Old media curmudgeons need to shut their yaps about Marshawn Lynch
Here's a basic list of Super Bowl 49 related storylines, best I can tell:
DeflateGate / adults making "ball" jokes in their nightly reports
The Seahawks try to establish themselves as a dynastic team
The liberal center of New England meets the liberal center of the Pacific Northwest
Rob Gronkowski vs. The Legion of Boom
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