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Most Men Seem Very Confused By Ovulation
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Most Men Seem Very Confused By Ovulation

"Becky's into me this week."

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Ted Bauer
Jan 15, 2024
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I got a beer with my friend last night — nice start to my “clean August,” losing it on Day 1 — and, as is wanton to happen in my life, we were discussing fertility and whatnot. He has two kids. I have zero, blog about it consistently, my sperm sucks, etc. Welcome to TerrorDome, baby! It just so happens that sitting behind us is a woman, with now three d…

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