"My Husband Turns 37 Tonight. I Gotta Go Home And F*ck."

Fun with marriages and gender dynamics and rodeos.

I get very confused about gender dynamics and relationship dynamics almost constantly, which shouldn’t be that surprising if you consider that I am divorced and remarried — and, like most 40-something males, I don’t have a ton of friends swirling around me. I have no idea what I’m doing in most relationships, which might explain why I write about relati…