On my life at 34

Here's a little honesty/transparency to start, which admittedly can be rare.

For the past six months or so, when people ask me about my birthday, I've been saying I'm turning 33. That's absurd for anyone that has any context in or around math, because I was born on November 7, 1980 -- 1:18am, if you'd like to be specific, which means I was about 90 minut…