Onboarding: Hit the ground running = total farce of a concept

Three businessmen are waiting for another one, conceptual business illustration.

Love the concept of onboarding (an employee's first days/weeks/months at a company). Love it. Went to school to learn more about it, that was a waste, and I ended up working in marketing. Oh well. Life happens, I guess. You live and learn. Just wish I didn't have a bunch of…