These stats about on-boarding will make you gouge your eyes out with a rusty spike

Ah, on-boarding. (Or is it "onboarding?") The process of a new employee's first day/days/weeks/months. It's something every company should have a plan for, but almost none ever seem to. People view it as a transactional thing: meeting with your boss, walk-through with HR, lunch with your boss, set up your cube, and then go home. On Day 2, your boss FWDs…