Once, I passed out on a subway and rode it end-to-end a few times. Here's that story.

The night was March 20, 2009. I know that because it was the same night Cleveland State upset Wake Forest in the NCAA Tournament -- more on that later in the post. If you take the story I'm about to tell and this story (from Halloween 2009) together, 2009 probably wasn't my greatest year. It's when I turned 28 to 29, and also the year I started dating m…