"Once She Has Her Third Kid, You're A Relic, Dude."

How kids (and the dog) replace the man over time -- not in all families, but in many.

I once wrote an article wondering whether every woman wants to be a mom, which of course not all women do, but I’d argue most do, and I also just put three separate things in italics in one sentence, which is kinda lazy. I also do this email newsletter for a men’s fitness group, and I once wrote an email entitled “Once she gets that third kid, you’re a …