Opening Day + NCAA Championship used to be my playground

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMHRq7yGdkA&w=620&h=315]

If you ever want to really draw a harsh line in the sand around "Adulthood," think of a cherished period of time from your childhood -- say, dew-encased summer evenings -- and then consider what you're doing on those same periods as an adult. ("Cleaning up vomit of a young child," for exam…