'Out-of-office' is the most bullshit thing in history

A couple of weeks ago, I had the pleasure/benefit of going to Belgium for work -- and when I came back, I had the pleasure/benefit (in a much different way) of meeting a Medtronic sales guy at a bar in the Philadelphia airport. I wrote about it a little bit here; in essence, here's what happened:

• He loves beer, but has never been to Belgium -- or abroad …