Personal Reflection: Why do the sperm collection rooms always have a recliner in 'em?

Thoughts on a chapter you don't ever really want to write.

Via analytics and general social trends, I don't think many people read what I write anymore, which is OK because it gives me the general freedom to talk about things I feel like talking about, as opposed to being beholden to some type of SEO-driven calendar schedule to jack my personal brand through the roof. In reality, I think my personal brand is "o…