Phil Keating, FOX News, and the most American way to bring in 2014

Jan 01, 2014

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Watch the above video. It's about 47 seconds long. I can't think of a more American way for 2014 to be ushered in: random Miami-based FOX News personality stumbling around oddly proclaiming how great it is that bars don't close at 2am, calling someone he's presumably never met "a tall drink…

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