Please think for at least one fucking second about calling that meeting

You could choke a horse (or several) with the literature on "When To Call A Meeting!," which of course no one even remotely takes to heart.

Most people probably wouldn't argue with this: the two biggest time-sucks in standard corporate existence are (a) e-mails and (b) meetings, probably in that order but fluctuating by day. Interestingly, e-mail will probably some day go the way of voice mail (which has broader implications for marketing divisions than work managers, although marketers wil…