So, what's going on with the jobs report?

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I'm going to keep this post shorter than an average one; I'm actually looking for jobs right now, and basically having no luck, so I feel like I'm probably going to write something even more stupid than what I normally write because of the context behind this post. Here's the basic breakdow…