Someone needs to create a legitimate umbrella

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Just like the toilet, the umbrella is something you probably don't think about a lot unless it's annoying you. But just like the toilet, the umbrella is huge business; via The New Yorker, it's a $348 million industry annually -- and that's just in the United States. You would think that, wi…