Steve Stockman and Ted Cruz as U.S. Senators won't happen, but damn, it would be interesting
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Ted Cruz won his Senate election in Texas in 2012, so he's good until 2018 (there's oddly speculation that he might be running for something else in 2016, which I guess is only logical since he's reached the coloring book stage of saturation). The other U.S. Senator from Texas is John Corny…
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