Surfing Santas event has officially maxed out Cocoa Beach, FL; welcome to our confusing global future

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This was the fifth year of "Surfing Santas," an event down in Cocoa Beach, FL. It benefits Grind for Life, which is a really worthy cause. While there are other "Surfing Santa" events -- like this one in Laguna Niguel -- the Cocoa Beach one tends to get the most publicity, including a shout…