Take Care Of Missing Women (Please)

Let's solve this.

I know that not every time you go out, as girls or guys, you’re actually with people who are your friends. Sometimes you’re with superficial acquaintances who you like to party/drink with. That happens.

But seriously — keep track of your friends. If you think they’re drunk, text them, call them, go with them, get in cabs with them, make sure they get hom…