The Ballad Of Complacency Sex

Alex Cooper's non-story.

Sep 14, 2024

∙ Paid

Alex Cooper, who probably would have been the “Hawk Tuah” girl in a parallel universe but instead has a $125M podcast licensing deal with Sirius now, was in “the news” recently because she told a long, winding story on her popular "Call Her Daddy” show. The story basically goes like this:

She met a dude online.
He offered to fly her to Paris and they coul…

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