The Funniest Baby Shower Story

Plus: the absolute narcissism of some aspirant moms.

I had heard of baby “showers” for many years, including my mom showing me some pictures of hers when I was a kid. Seems like a reasonable and logical concept, given that at least a percentage chunk of getting + being pregnant is wanting your friends and family to celebrate you. When you grow up and hit this fucking infertility wall, your tenor and color…