The Martini Report on affluent consumers will make you gauge your fucking eyes out

Here's a rundown of The Martini Report on Slate; the article originally appeared on Inc, though. The headline might as well be: "Rich People ... They're Just Like Us!" 

I grew up on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. There's some real wealth there, for sure. My zip code and the three-four surrounding zip codes are always on the goddamn "Richest Zip Codes"…