The Needledick In Every Man

Meet Jacob, from Washington. He didn't seem to be raised well.

Imagine for a second that you are conducting a remote job interview with a chef candidate. In the middle of the interview, which is phone and not video, you hear her scream, then you hear crashes and more screaming, and then the line cuts out. That is what happened to a guy conducting an interview in March 2024, and the candidate was a 25 year-old woman named Jamie Wilson, or Jamie Wilson-Spray. I removed the Spray because the man entering her home and causing the screaming was her estranged husband, Jamie Spray. And of course, as these things go, he not only killed her, but raped her (gotta take one back sexually) and beat her as well.

There did appear to be some guilt regarding it, though, as he did confess to both his parents in odd ways afterwards. Just this week, he was sentenced — and despite getting hit on both rape and murder, he might be out in 20–25 years. Her parents are, you know, not exactly thrilled about that.